1.  Stop the Runaway Train

Put down the coal shovel, close the throttle, apply the brakes. Simple.  Now where’s that driver gone?

2.  Put It Back on the Environmental Rails

The pre-oil environmental track was a smooth ride, never dull and going our way. What was not to love?

3  Dismantle the Engines of Self Harm

Alcoholics are not always cured by introspection and resolve. Sometimes you have to smash the bottle.

4.  Know the Destination is Common

The train is rolling and the doors are locked. Best love thy neighbour.

5.  Establish Control over Direction and Speed

Because sometimes there are washouts in the fog.

6.  Proceed at a Leisurely Pace

The sun doesn’t go super-nova for at least a billion years, give or take a bit, so why the obscene haste?

7.  Enjoy the Journey

Is there some other purpose?